ICE deports Jayden Daniels to El Salvador after Commanders refuses to name stadium after President Trump
WASHINGTON—On Sunday morning at approximately 9 a.m. EST, in a drastic escalation of a feud between President Trump and the Washington Commanders over the naming rights of the new stadium, ICE agents conducted a no-knock raid on what has been reported as Commanders star QB Jayden Daniels’ home. Daniels was then transported to Dulles International Airport, where he was swiftly deported to the notorious El Salvadorian prison for charges of “Narco-Terrorism.”
Commanders Head Coach Dan Quinn was visibly upset at the news, stating that “the President has lost his mind… Daniels needs to be back so he can play his guaranteed 4-5 games before injuring himself.” Marcus Mariota, the now starting QB for the Commanders, is reportedly “ready to get the fans hopes up before crushing it all inevitably by Week 6.”
Minnesota Vikings allegedly offered J.J. McCarthy to the Commanders minutes after the deportation, but the offer was promptly rejected with the Commanders GM Adam Peters denouncing the trade offer as “conspiracy to commit domestic terrorism.”