Joe Burrow gifts AR-15 Semi-Automatic Rifles to his O-Line amid Maxx Crosby Trade
CINCINNATI, OH—The yearly Christmas gifts from the star Cincinnati Bengals QB Joe Burrow came earlier than expected this year, with the O-Linemen receiving a case of AR-15 semi-automatic rifle along with 5 magazines and a few dozen boxes of ammunition. The gift was delivered to the linemen’s doorstep amid the bombshell reports of Maxx Crosby trade to the Baltimore Ravens; Burrow - who has been plagued with a string of injuries since his rookie season - now is poised to face three potential HoF D-Linemen consisting of Crosby, Myles Garrett, and TJ Watt for a total of 6 games this season. The QB also reportedly rewarded his O-Line with a box of coupons for the local gun range, where the target papers have been replaced with gelatinous dummies wearing Steelers, Ravens, and Browns uniforms.