Nico Harrison traded Luka Doncic after mistakenly noting his weight in KGs instead of LBs
DALLAS, TX—Fallout from the shocking trade that stunned the world continues to date, with Nico Harrison reportedly admitting that he read Luka Doncic’s weight in metric system instead of the imperial system. “When I saw that his weight was over 230kg, I called Pelinka immediately,” said Harrison, noting that he believed at least Anthony Davis could run from one end of the court to the other. “Turns out, AD might as well be as obese as Doncic, since he can’t even play one full game without tearing every tendon in his body.” Harrison, who was fired due to the backlash of the trade, has been spotted enjoying life in Los Angeles in his mansion in Beverly Hills, which was bought and gifted to him by a mystery benefactor.